How to do your own gastric bypass for weight loss
Gastropexy instead of liposuction.
Give yourself a good dose of
Local anaesthetic in the midline
Linea alba.
Open the rectus abdominis muscles.
Separate the muscles.
Do a modified Nissan fundoplication to create an oesophageal sphincter.
Open and grab the stomach.
Reduces the functional and absorptive capacity of the stomach by 95%!
Invert and tether the stomach to the diaphragm
Reduce the functional capacity of the stomach
Suture and close.
Weight reduction is guaranteed.
Approximately 7.5 kgs is lost every week.
No reports of vitamin or fat malabsorption have been reported and steatorrhoea is not a side effect.
Thanking you
Yours sincerely
Dr HD Solomons